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I decided not, because why the fuck would I tell anyone a boring story about a man who is currently laying in self pity as he is slowly noticing how he barely has any friends left, spents most of his time playing a fucking flash game in another website than Newgrounds, is currently drinking beer alone behind a closed door on a computer and on top of that, is fucking shy bastard who has no real hobbies or never goes anywhere.
I had this idea of finally going out there this weekend, all alone to the neighbour town, go sit into a bar, order a pint of beer and just lurk around and maybe, just maybe I could meet some chick who I could just go and bang.
Serious relationship would be a new experience, how about that shit?
Because I'm scared, fucking scared. I feel awkward around other people.
How about that one time in 2014, you know, when you were in the military service for 9 months and made like... 40 new friends?
Oh yeah... not really friends though, more like, acquitances if that is the word I'm looking for
How the fuck should I know? You're the one typing to yourself.
Hey man, fuck you brains!
No, fuck you ToeKnee.
Oh that's just clever man.
I know, you have drank some beer, you will not go out there tonight either, I have an idea, care to hear me out?
No, not really, but since I can't escape that thought, go on.
You drink your beer...
I like the sound of this, keep going..
You jack off again
And we're losing interest...
Okay, okay, no fapping then.
You drink your beer, watch some shit and then wait for the next weekend, then you go out there for reals.
Sounds like a plan, but where we going then?
Probably end up driving around, but we could finally go somewhere to get that one drink and then... Idk.
Oh hey, Breaking Benjamin is back.