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Age / Gender:
21, Male
Location:
Finland
Joined:
9/28/08
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I'm complicated...

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Level 30 Movie Buff
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Ranked as Pvt. First Class

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Recent Game Medals

All Easter eggs found 10 Points Find all the easter eggs. Medal Stats.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot. Medal Stats.
Success 25 Points Beat the game. Medal Stats.
Black Hawk Down 10 Points Beat the helicopter boss. Medal Stats.
Flesh wound 5 Points Die 50 times Medal Stats.
Back Outside 25 Points Left the castle Medal Stats.
Next to the mall 10 Points Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied Medal Stats.
We serve, we care 25 Points Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen Medal Stats.
Driver 10 Points Complete 24 levels Medal Stats.
Very easy 25 Points Complete 12 levels in time Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 1,110 (From 148 different games.)

Latest News

Butthole problem!

2014-12-29 00:14:17 by Gremlin

Holy fucking shit, blood in the paper! And shit!

Was I shocked about this discovery? Or freaking out?

Not really because I know what is the problem, well, sort of. I had a little constipation, the shit was hard and thick ---> My ass broke...

 

It's a sensitive topic for a man, probably for anyone, but it looks like that I've got a nasty wound in a nasty place, in my asshole. The blood is bright red, it  bleeds small amount every time I have to take a dump and stings... and feels irritating.... and fucking stings!

 

Visit a doctor or just go to pharmacy and buy some lotion or suppository? I used translator for "suppository", but anyways, I'm not really happy if I need a doctor to shove finger in my ass to check whats up, but I've no real experience on taking care of these wounds in this place. I've had little wounds near the hole, but those heal over time, this requires help.

 

Don't laugh, ok it's funny, but so embarrassing.

 

EDIT: No bleeding for 2 days now... um.. yay?

 

EDIT 13.1.2015

 

It started again few days ago... FUCK MY LIFE!


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